Happy Earth Day! Bob Burnquist is a bro. He invited a bunch of people to come check out his massive ramp playground (most of the ramps at his house will kill you if you touch them) and gave them free food and drinks—I told you he’s a bro. The massive vert ramp has a six foot mini ramp you can drop into and ease your way into the 12-foot real vert section, and the clamshell thing, so that’s cool and totally rippable for normal dudes like me. The metal full pipe is tight, fast, and kind of mind-bending, but shred-worthy all day. Those two massive objects might not kill you, but the corkscrew loop will, and if it doesn’t, the super-death-ski-jump-hell-ramp will turn you to a pile of Jello and make you shit your pants. I climbed to the top and was shaking, the thought of dropping in to this thing and launching off the ramp is one of the scariest things I’ve ever even thought of. In this photo, you can see tents next to the ramp,

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they look like tents for ants! It honestly feels like you’re a 1000 feet in the air. on the edge of a cliff. Trust me, you wouldn’t jump this thing, you might as well go pick up trash to help Bob make the world a better place. One of the best things about going to Bob’s house was the ice cold Sambazon drinks that flowed all day, love that Acai. Also thanks to Tim at UNIV and iPath for inviting me, and for lacing me up with the new Fred Gall kicks, good ass skate shoes.